Author Archives: Josh Roseman
SIX OF THE BEST… cliched narrative devices
The actual title of the column is a bit longer. It’s about narrative devices that have become so cliche that you really can’t use them in your writing anymore. Which is frustrating.
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Tagged alias, buffy, chekhov's gun, cliche, cozy catastrophe, family drama, firefly, game of thrones, i am your father, idiot plot, it was all a dream, iZombie, little detail, narrative device, oh you like that character, pop-culture reference, sherlock holmes, spoiler alert, squid in the mouth, supernatural, the oa, turkey city lexicon, white room syndrome
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SIX OF THE BEST… columns I wrote in 2016
Let me tell you about the columns I wrote in 2016. They were great columns. The columns had great topics, and they were really great. They’re going to do great things in the future.
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Tagged 45th president, best of, breasts, chuck tingle, fantastic beasts and where to find them, health insurance, kdka, presidential election, quotes, second wedding, selfie generation, two dots, verbed by the adjective noun, wedding, wedding planning, write what you know, writing
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SIX OF THE WORST… questions I was left with after watching The OA
All things considered, Netflix’s The OA should’ve been right up my alley. But I was left with many, many questions.
SIX OF THE BEST… sequels coming to theaters in 2017
Let’s talk sequels!
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Tagged batfleck, episode viii, guardians of the galaxy, infinity war, justice league, Kingsman, Logan, ragnarok, rogue one, sequel, sequels, the force awakens, thor, wolverine
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The Clockwork Russian: Free for Five Days!
If you haven’t already read it, you can now get my book The Clockwork Russian ABSOLUTELY FREE (until December 27). Now you have no excuse not to read it. Get it from Amazon at this here URL.
SIX OF THE BEST… questions to ask your nerdy friends after seeing Rogue One
As expected, I saw Rogue One on opening night — which is Friday, despite all the new metrics that only count Thursday opening box office receipts as a measure of success. Anyway, after seeing it and digesting it, I decided that, while … Continue reading
A Holiday Flash Story
I wrote an interstitial story in the Secret Santa universe and it was published in the Dunesteef Audio Fiction Magazine’s 2017 holiday episode, along with six other stories. Hear it by clicking here.
SIX OF THE BEST… reasons to show fewer movie commercials
You might have heard that a little movie called Rogue One is coming out on Friday. If you haven’t, you clearly haven’t been anywhere near the media for the past… oh… year or so. Pretty much since the Monday after The Force … Continue reading
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Tagged batman v superman, clickbait, collateral beauty, cover girl, eight minutes, Entertainment Tonight, hunger games, jyn erso, movie, nissan rogue, rogue one, simon pegg, spiderman: homecoming, star trek, subway, the force awakens, the undiscovered country, trailer
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SIX OF THE WORST… self-promotion fails
I suck at self-promotion.
“Dreaming of Suzanne”
A vengeful ghost passes on the terror that was her life to the young couple renovating her home in “Dreaming of Suzanne”, now available in the December issue of Double Feature Magazine. This is a horror story. People are not nice … Continue reading
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Tagged double feature magazine, dreaming of suzanne, horror
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SIX OF THE BEST takes on Fantastic Beasts and Pokemon
This week’s Six of the Best column is spoileriffic, so if you haven’t seen Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, you shouldn’t read it. If you have, though… read on! Last week, my daughter and I collaborated on a Six … Continue reading
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Tagged alolan raichu, bowtruckle, chamber of secrets, credence, dawn of justice, ensign ro, fantastic beasts, fantastic beasts and where to find them, furfrou, graves, grindelwald, harry potter, honest game trailers, kowalski, litleo, magearna, modesty, newt scamander, niffler, nitpick, obscurus, pokemon, reparo, Scooby Doo, sun and moon, sylveon, tina goldstein, ugly guy hot wife, volcanion
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SIX OF THE BEST… presidential election screwups
Regardless of what you think of the most recent US presidential election, you should be able to agree that there have been screwups in elections past. Here are six of the best of them.
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Tagged 12th amendment, aaron burr, al gore, alexander hamilton, andrew jackson, benjamin harrison, donald trump, george w bush, grover cleveland, hanging chad, harry truman, james m cox, john adams, john quincy adams, presidential election, thomas dewey, thomas jefferson, warren g harding
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SIX OF THE BEST… things newer writers should avoid doing
This really should be a “worst”, not “best”, but I can only work with what I have. Anyway, don’t do this.
Book Review: CRIMSON DEATH by Laurell K. Hamilton
Well, Laurell K. Hamilton has done it again. She’s written a pretty decent police procedural and then tacked on about 300 pages of relationship angst. Yes, that’s right, it’s time for me to review Crimson Death, the latest Anita Blake … Continue reading
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Tagged anita blake, crimson death, ireland, laurell k. hamilton, polyamory, relationship angst, were-tigersome
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SIX OF THE BEST… Criminal Minds villains
After 12 years, there are bound to be some great villains on any TV show. But Criminal Minds makes a living off its villains. Here are six of the best of them.
SIX OF THE BEST: second books and pro-wrestlers
I was on vacation last week, so I didn’t post this, but here are my two most-recent Six of the Best columns: SIX OF THE BEST… second books in a series: books that don’t fall victim to the sophomore slump. … Continue reading
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Tagged book, cactus jack, Chris Benoit, ddp, dean malenko, diamond dallas page, Eddie Guerrero, Glass dragons, goldberg, how much for just the planet, judge benjamin superdog, mankind, Mick Foley, new age outlaws, perdido street station, reading, Ric Flair, sequel, series, sophomore slump, tbs, the colour of magic, the final reflection, the girl who played with fire, the girl with the dragon tattoo, the light fantastic, the scar, the superdog secret, Voyage of the Shadowmoon, WCW, wrestlers, Wrestling, WWF
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SIX OF THE WORST… things about health insurance
Health insurance sucks. Well, okay, insurance itself doesn’t, but the system certainly does. Here’s me bitching about it.
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Tagged anaesthesia, braces, cdhp, co-pay, deductible, fsa, gambling, grandfathered plan, health insurance, hsa, insurance, lab fees, lasik, lifetime maximum, obamacare, physical therapy
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Josh Roseman: Writer, Voice Guy, Dad, Human 
SIX OF THE WORST… things about social media (for writers)
I hate marketing myself. SIX OF THE WORST… things about social media (for writers)