Author Archives: Josh Roseman
SIX OF THE BEST… abandoned column ideas
Every writer puts their half-written things on a shelf, ostensibly to be worked on later but really just abandoned. Here are some of mine.
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Tagged abandoned, disney, fan fiction, fanfic, heteronormative, heterosexual, ideas, incomplete, marvel, meme, netflix, peanuts, Princess, process, singular they, snoopy, the factory, writing
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SIX OF THE BEST… lessons learned from Super Mario Run
I’ve been playing a lot of Super Mario Run lately. The game has a surprising amount of life lessons in it.
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Tagged advice, boredom, Captain Picard, handwriting, super mario run, update, wall-kick, writing
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SIX OF THE BEST… Tickets to Ride
Come on, ride that train. Choo choo. Ride it. Whoo whoo. I bet the Quad City DJs never thought their lyrics would be used to talk about board games.
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Tagged 1910, big cities, board game, days of wonder, Denmark, Europe, ferries, finland, Germany, losiest loser, marklin, nordic countries, Norway, plus-four, sweden, switzerland, ticket to ride, tunnels
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SIX OF THE WORST… problems with grounding your nerdy child
My kid got in trouble this week and got seriously grounded for the first time. But as my wife and I learned, it’s not easy when your child is nerdy.
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Tagged engagement, french doors, grounded, monotony, parenting, punishment, reading, solitary confinement, strict, technology, writing lines
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SIX OF THE BEST… things about writing by hand
I wrote 20,000 words of fiction in the last two weeks. My secret? I’m doing it by hand.
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Tagged accomplishment, distractions, editing, fiction, handwriting, penmanship, taos toolbox, writing
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haiku
Three years ago, I wrote this haiku. I think it’s the best poem I’ve ever written. Your mileage may vary. I am glass. Tap me. Yesterday I chimed brightly. Today I shatter.
SIX OF THE BEST… updates Disney could make to Beauty and the Beast
I’m seeing the movie tomorrow. Here’s some of what I’d like to happen.
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Tagged beast, beauty and the beast, belle, disney, fourth wall, gaston, lefou, lemony snicket, magic, prince, stockholm syndrome
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Buffy at 20
Five years ago, I wrote a fifteenth-anniversary retrospective of Buffy the Vampire Slayer for Escape Pod. Today is the twentieth anniversary of Buffy, and what better way to celebrate it than also celebrating the five-year anniversary of my fifteenth-anniversary retrospective’s publication? Portrait … Continue reading
SIX OF THE BEST… methods of faster-than-light travel
Warp speed. Light speed. Ludicrous speed. Which is the best?
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Tagged Babylon 5, dune, embassytown, farscape, faster than light, folding space, grimspace, holtzmann, immer, jump drive, jump gate, leviathan, lightspeed, norman spinrad, purrgil, star trek, star wars, starburst, the void captain’s tale, warp drive
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SIX OF THE WORST… things about conference calls
I’m on a conference call as I type this.
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Tagged accents, conference call, facetime, globalmeet, hangouts, hi who just joined, lync, punctuality, skype, small talk, train of thought, webex, work-life balance
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SIX OF THE BEST… movies from 2016 not nominated for Best Picture
So yeah. The Oscars are this weekend. And only one film came out before October 25th of last year. Ridiculous. Let’s look at six other films that could have been considered.
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Tagged 10 cloverfield lane, academy award, best picture, captain america civil war, deadpool, educate and entertain, hidden figures, kubo and the two strings, me before you, million dollar baby, million dollar bullshit, Oscar, zootopia
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SIX OF THE BEST… ways to save money on coffee
I save money on coffee by not drinking it. That may not be an option for you. But fear not — I can help.
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Tagged breakfast, chocolate covered espresso beans, coffee, crappy coffee, creamer, flavored, gourmet, k-cup, keurig, starbucks
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SIX OF THE BEST… “if video games have taught me anything” lessons
What have we learned from playing video games? You’d be surprised.
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Tagged boss fights, enemies, hidden clues, mobile gaming, rare items, side quest, speed boost, video games
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SIX OF THE WORST… Enterprise design problems
If you really think about it, the starship Enterprise is pretty poorly designed.
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Tagged airplanes, alliance, bridge, cockpit, crashing, enterprise, firefly, heart of gold, martian successor nadesico, matt jefferies, millennium falcon, mon calamari, pylons, seatbelts, seatguru, spaceballs, star trek, star wars, the motion picture, windows
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SIX OF THE BEST… cliched narrative devices
The actual title of the column is a bit longer. It’s about narrative devices that have become so cliche that you really can’t use them in your writing anymore. Which is frustrating.
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Tagged alias, buffy, chekhov's gun, cliche, cozy catastrophe, family drama, firefly, game of thrones, i am your father, idiot plot, it was all a dream, iZombie, little detail, narrative device, oh you like that character, pop-culture reference, sherlock holmes, spoiler alert, squid in the mouth, supernatural, the oa, turkey city lexicon, white room syndrome
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SIX OF THE BEST… columns I wrote in 2016
Let me tell you about the columns I wrote in 2016. They were great columns. The columns had great topics, and they were really great. They’re going to do great things in the future.
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Tagged 45th president, best of, breasts, chuck tingle, fantastic beasts and where to find them, health insurance, kdka, presidential election, quotes, second wedding, selfie generation, two dots, verbed by the adjective noun, wedding, wedding planning, write what you know, writing
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SIX OF THE WORST… questions I was left with after watching The OA
All things considered, Netflix’s The OA should’ve been right up my alley. But I was left with many, many questions.
Josh Roseman: Writer, Voice Guy, Dad, Human 