- It is not necessary to comment on the fact that I am smiling in this photo. That is all.My portrait mode donut looks like a rock. Or a shaved tribble.They wanted us to decorate our doors with our favorite holiday movies. Someone already had Die Hard, but this one definitely takes place around the holidays. #batmanreturnsPost-walk nap.Grr. Aarrgh.Elbow tree.
Tag Archives: film
Instead of doing a boring “six of the best columns I wrote in 2017”, I decided to present my yearly best-of in a slightly different fashion.
Look, I’m not going to lie to you: I had no fucking clue what was going on for most of the first half of Upstream Color, the second feature film from director Shane Carruth. From my review of Upstream Color … Continue reading
I honestly don’t think Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a bad film… but then, I’m biased, because I’m a huge fan of the TV show. If I wasn’t a fan of the show, I think I’d rate the movie much … Continue reading
Overall, I found The Secret World of Arrietty to be a good film for kids. It’s not too violent, there’s no on-screen death, the subject matter is age-appropriate, and the good guys win (mostly because there really aren’t any bad … Continue reading