Author Archives: Josh Roseman
BOSS FIGHT cover reveal and preorder page
Guess what? You can now preorder your digital copy of my new collection, Boss Fight! It officially releases on October 18, but if you buy it now it’ll show up on your Kindle (or other device with a supported Kindle app) … Continue reading
BOSS FIGHT is alllllllllmost done…
I know I’m cutting it kind of close, but my new collection, Boss Fight, is just about done. I have to make one or two quick edits to the manuscript, get the final cover, and get it to the publisher. All … Continue reading
MULTIVERSE is only weeks away!
Hello, friends. Since we last spoke, I’ve been putting the finishing touches on my new collection, Boss Fight and Other Stories, which will be releasing at Multiverse on October 18. You should come. I have my tentative list of panels and … Continue reading
Appearance Alert: Multiversecon 2019
Fellow humans, I will be a guest of Multiversecon 2019, October 18-20 in Atlanta, GA, USA. You should come. I’ll most probably be talking about writing, and I’ll have a new book as well: Boss Fight and other stories, a collection … Continue reading
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Tagged appearance, boss fight, convention, multiversecon
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“Return to Waypoint 5”, now in audio
My far-future space opera story “Return to Waypoint 5”, first published in Black Denim Lit, has been turned into a pretty amazing full-cast audio production. Listen here. This was actually published back in early August, but I’ve been a bit sidetracked … Continue reading
Posted in audio, fiction, short story, writing
Tagged dunesteef, return to waypoint 5, the dunesteef audio fiction magazine
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An Update
Here’s an update on what’s going on in the world of my writing: I put Six of the Best on a hiatus. The site is down right now but when it comes back I’ll try to get links of all the … Continue reading
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Tagged six of the best, the shelit book, update
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“113 Feet” reprinted!
My scuba-diving sci-fi short-story “113 Feet”, which first ran on Escape Pod, has been reprinted in the new collection The Chronos Chronicles. Time travel enthusiasts should check it out at some point in the future. Get it? No? Just me? Oh well. Read it … Continue reading
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Tagged 113 feet, reprint, sci-fi, scuba diving, the chronos chronicles, time travel
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SIX OF THE BEST… nerdy recipes
If you’d seen my work schedule this week, you’d know that I don’t even have time to post this on the site. But I’m taking a moment because my wife spent a lot of time working on a guest column … Continue reading
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Tagged cooking, recipes
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SIX OF THE BEST… Brooklyn Nine-Nine cold opens
Brooklyn Nine-Nine returns this Sunday, and in celebration, here are six of the best of their cold opens. They all have something in common. Guess what.
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Tagged brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine-nine, cause and effect, full bullpen, house mouses, hulu, lockdown, marshmallows, moo moo, mr. santiago, my stinky butt, skyfire cycle, step aerobics, the apartment, the bank job, the good place
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SIX OF THE WORST… things about Android Auto
When I first got a car with Android Auto, I was super-excited to use it. But the more time I’ve spent in the application, the more problems I’ve had with it. At this point I’ve given up and gone back … Continue reading
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Tagged android auto, browsing locked for safety, buttons, customizable, default apps, expert mode, hangouts, hyundai, ok google, quiet mode, root, sms, traffic
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SIX OF THE BEST… Tenth Doctor episodes
I was finally convinced to watch Doctor Who. It’s good. Not the best show ever, but good. Good enough for me to have a top-six list of David Tennant episodes.
SIX OF THE BEST… deep cuts I forgot I thumbs’d up
I haven’t written a column about music in about a year and a half. Time to change that. (There’s also a small rant about Girl Scout Cookies at the end.)
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Tagged ajr, because the night, blockhead, boys of summer, deep cuts, girl scout cookies, girl scouts, insomniac olympics, music, netflix trip, night riots, rush, the ataris, the legend of zelda (club mix), thumbs up, valentine's day, virtuality, zedd
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SIX OF THE BEST… ways you could make my stay more comfortable
I’ve stayed in 13 hotels in the past two years. That’s an average of one hotel every two months (not including the one I stayed in twice). That’s given me quite an insight into ways hotels could improve things… or, … Continue reading
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Tagged bed bath and beyond, doorknob, doors, free water, free wi-fi, hotel, ice machine, junior suite, sheraton, streaming, suite, towel, water, wi-fi
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SIX OF THE BEST… annoying conspiracies no one is talking about
It’s a conspiracy. You may not think it is, but it is. Maybe. By the way, did you check out my new story, “Thoughts and Prayers”, over at The Arcanist? You should. It’s only 1000 words; shouldn’t take you long to … Continue reading
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Tagged anti-vaxer, brand engineering, conspiracy, dishwasher, facebook, facebook videos, flu shot, garden hose, healthy food, jet-dry, lab tests, nametests, oil change, quest diagnostics, rinse-aid, spare tire, subdomain, top level domain, water
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“Thoughts and Prayers”
Out today in The Arcanist: my flash fiction story about the gamification of tragedy, “Thoughts and Prayers”. I first wrote this in November 2015, after a mass shooting (I think), when I saw the outpouring of “support” on social media — … Continue reading
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Tagged the arcanist, thoughts and prayers
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SIX OF THE BEST… expensive things I refuse to spend money on
I don’t buy expensive stuff as often as I would like, because… well… it’s expensive.
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Tagged alternative fuel, apple fanboys, apple watch, cars, chaps, clothes, david robinson, dream car, expensive, food, gaming pc, generic, house brand, hybrid, jewelry, mac, mayo, mercedes, money, pc, portion size, sneakerheads, sneakers, wardrobe, watch, watches, yogurt
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SIX OF THE BEST… movie sequels in 2017, revisited
Last year about this time I wrote a column about what I thought the six best movie sequels coming out in 2017 would be. Now it’s time to see if I was right or not.
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Tagged ant-man and the wasp, Aquaman, atomic blonde, avengers, beauty and the beast, colossal, episode ix, get out, guardians of the galaxy, infinity war, ingrid goes west, justice league, Kingsman, Logan, on this day, ragnarok, revisited, sequel, solo, split, star wars, the golden circle, the last jedi, the lego batman movie, thor, three billboards in ebbing missouri, volume 2, wonder woman
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SIX OF THE BEST… types of columns I wrote in 2017
Instead of doing a boring “six of the best columns I wrote in 2017”, I decided to present my yearly best-of in a slightly different fashion.
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Tagged best of, books, chuck tingle, column, coping mechanism, fidget spinner, film, gadgets, games, handwriting, mental health, movies, norman spinrad, practice, reading, save the cat, signs, stakes, the defenders, the void captain’s tale, tv, unhappiness, writing
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SIX OF THE WORST… episodes of The Orville
Even when The Orville isn’t great, it’s still pretty good. And since I ended 2017 with six of the best episodes of the show, it’s only fair that I start 2018 with six of the worst of them.
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Tagged a matter of time, black mirror, blink of an eye, brian thompson, cause and effect, cupid's dagger, darmok, darulio, final mission, firestorm, i borg, into the fold, justice, mad idolatry, majority rule, night terrors, nosedive, orville, parallels, pria, schisms, seth macfarlane, the best of both worlds, the inner light, The Naked Now, the orville
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Josh Roseman: Writer, Voice Guy, Dad, Human 