Author Archives: Josh Roseman
Album Review: “Flossophy” by Brentalfloss
I won’t lie — while I’m certainly impressed with brentalfloss’s musical and writing talent, I didn’t love his second album, Bits of Me, as much as I’d hoped to. Whatever came after that was going to impress me, but I … Continue reading
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Tagged brent black, brentalfloss, flossophy, review
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“The Schrodinger War” by D. Thomas Minton
You’d think after seven tries, I could get the living part right, or at least be a pro at dying, but both are still messy and painful. At least dying doesn’t scare me anymore. That’s from my performance of “The … Continue reading
Posted in audio, district of wonders, narration, starship sofa
Tagged d thomas minton, podcast, starshipsofa, the schrodinger war
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SIX OF THE BEST… things that drive you nuts about your co-workers
You are getting paid a good salary to do this job. Have a little pride in your work and spell-check. Do you realize how stupid we all look when you can’t spell “vandalized” or put a space between “in” and … Continue reading
Posted in column, nerdery public, nonfiction, six of the best, writing
Tagged co-workers, comic sans, headphones, proofreading, turn it off, volume, work
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SIX OF THE BEST… ways not to be a dick on the elevator
I work in a 27-story office building with ten elevators. We share them quite a lot, and the fact that we have so many usually means that there’s plenty of room. My old job, though, only had three (and only … Continue reading
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Tagged elevator, face front, no farting, office building
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Two, Four, Six, Eight: What Do We Appreciate?
My latest article for Nerdery Public revisits lessons learned while I was at summer camp. Read. TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT; WHAT DO WE APPRECIATE?
Posted in article, nerdery public, nonfiction, writing
Tagged behavior, cheering, color war, divisiveness, sing-off, spirit, summer camp
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SIX OF THE BEST… ways to make cleaning suck less
Here’s my latest issue of “Six of the Best” on Nerdery Public. SIX OF THE BEST… ways to make cleaning suck less
Posted in column, nerdery public, nonfiction, six of the best, writing
Tagged breaks, cleaning, laziness, organization, patterns
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Narration Fixation #3: Cold Reading
I appeared on Narration Fixation #3: Cold Reading. Watch here. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Movie Review: “Upside Down”
The concept of a world that’s opposite to our own isn’t a new one. I mean, even John Norman did it with his Gor novels. And the concept of playing with gravity isn’t new either. But mix them together and … Continue reading
Posted in movie, nonfiction, review, romance, sci-fi, writing
Tagged down below, jim sturgess, kirsten dunst, review, up above, up top, upside down
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SIX OF THE BEST… places to fart while at work
I promise that every “Six of the Best” column won’t be about bathroom-related things. I really do. …but this week’s column is about farting. SIX OF THE BEST… places to fart while at work is up at The Nerdery Public.
Posted in column, nerdery public, nonfiction, six of the best, writing
Tagged air freshener, farticule, farting, scrum, the long tail, work, working
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SIX OF THE BEST… two letter plays in Words With Friends
I’ve started a new column for Nerdery Public called “Six of the Best”. The inaugural one covers Words With Friends, because why the hell not? SIX OF THE BEST… two letter plays in Words With Friends
Posted in column, nerdery public, nonfiction, six of the best, writing
Tagged ar, dougie, gaming, jo, ki, mm, si, spanking reference, wo, words with friends
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Movie Review: “Upstream Color”
Look, I’m not going to lie to you: I had no fucking clue what was going on for most of the first half of Upstream Color, the second feature film from director Shane Carruth. From my review of Upstream Color … Continue reading
Posted in indie (or indie-style), movie, nonfiction, review, sci-fi, writing
Tagged film, movie, review, shane carruth, upstream color
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“Effect and Cause” by Ken Liu
My performance of Ken Liu’s “Effect and Cause” is up at StarShipSofa. StarShipSofa No 321 C.C. Finlay and Ken Liu
Posted in audio, district of wonders, narration, starship sofa
Tagged effect and cause, ken liu, podcast, sci-fi, starshipsofa, time travel
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Movie Review: “Europa Report”
I reviewed Europa Report for Escape Pod. Movie Review: Europa Report
Posted in escape pod, movie, nonfiction, review, sci-fi, writing
Tagged europa, europa report, found footage, reality show, review, sci-fi
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Shut Up and Take My Money, USA Network!
What happens when a proud cord-cutter wants to watch a basic cable show? I discuss this on Nerdery Public. Shut Up and Take My Money, USA Network!
Posted in article, nerdery public, nonfiction, writing
Tagged cord cutting, psych, psych the musical, streaming, usa network, video on demand, vod
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Movie Review: “Apollo 18”
It’s been a long time since America has been to the moon. Hell, at this point even the Chinese have sent a lander there, if not actual taikonauts yet. The last moon mission was Apollo 17, back in 1972. Or … Continue reading
Posted in escape pod, horror, movie, nonfiction, review, sci-fi, Uncategorized, writing
Tagged apollo 18, found footage, movie, review, ryan robbins, warren christie
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“Secret Santa 2: Krampusnacht”
The sequel to “Secret Santa”, SECRET SANTA 2: KRAMPUSNACHT, is now up at the Dunesteef. Listen here. Episode 149 — Secret Santa 2: Krampusnacht
Posted in fiction, short story, writing
Tagged christmas, dunesteef, fairy tale, fantasy, krampusnacht, myth, secret santa, secret santa 2
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a review of “Secret Santa”
This is a clever, entertaining story that reads easily and did not go where I expected. As an added bonus, it includes a candid look at fat intolerance. While it is complete, it’s a measure of good storytelling that it … Continue reading
Posted in fiction, novella/novelette, writing
Tagged amazon, christmas, fairy tale, kindle, myth, review, secret santa
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“The Gift of the Magi” by O. Henry
I’m performing “The Gift of the Magi” on Journey Into this week. Also, this is the first time using my new studio setup, so if my narration sounds weird, please let me know so I can work on that. Journey … Continue reading
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Tagged christmas, journey into, o henry, the gift of the magi
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“Earth for Dummies” by Lettie Prell
I’m performing Lettie Prell’s “Earth for Dummies” in StarShipSofa #316. StarShipSofa No 316
a review for “Secret Santa”
A lot of holiday stories are pretty trite, folks, or worse, are cloyingly, embarrassingly stupid. “Secret Santa” is a Christmas story with an edge, with a bit of bite to it, that stands out from the crowd. That doesn’t mean … Continue reading
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Tagged christmas, dunesteef, fairy tale, kindle, myth, review, rish outfield, secret santa
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Josh Roseman: Writer, Voice Guy, Dad, Human 