You knew this column would eventually get back to the subject of poop. You just knew it.
- Morning snoozle with her eyes open. #doggo #dogsofinstagramWhy does this model of the Enterprise have paws on the nacelles?This is the face of someone who celebrated #nationaldogday by refusing to go outside and then peeing on the floor. #doggoI need to shave my head tonight and I don't really want to. It's so much work. And I'm lazy.#blep #dogsofinstagramDoin' a heckin good sit. #doggo #dogsofinstagram