Imagine that, a year or so ago, you saw a trailer for a film in which humanity discovered another planet Earth growing slowly closer. Humanity made contact with Earth Two, as they called it, and realized that each and every person on the planet could have a duplicate up there.
Then there’s some cuts of a young blond woman, a car accident, a relationship, and the chance for Our Heroine to win a trip to Earth Two. She seems all introspective; a Coldplay-like song runs in the background; the trailer ends.
The problem, though, is that the movie I saw wasn’t quite the movie I was advertised.
- New headshot.She has a full bowl of clean water in the house. Just saying. #doggo #dogs #dogsofinstagramSad about how much rain we've had lately. #doggo #dogs #dogsofinstagramSleeping hard after a full day at the doggy day care. #doggo #dogsofinstagramDog ball. #dogballI get it, @krogerco, you're trying to show us a guy with hair on his arms, but it just looks like he's extruding maggots from his skin.